Thursday, April 28, 2011

Apparently boots are sexy.

Sorry I haven't posted in awhile. Been a little busy lately.

Yesterday I wore my boots to work...I love boots, so since it was raining and my favorite shoes are falling apart I wore some boots.

Well, I was putting the movies back on the shelf and a customer was walking behind me and he made a sound....between a moan and a groan. I turned around to see what was wrong and he boots...after that I took them off and walked around in my socks for the rest of the was gross!!!!

Here's the boots I wore.

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Friday April 15, 2011

If you've ever been in an 'adult store' you know that some of them have 'viewing rooms', where you can watch the movies that they carry, which is gross in my opinion. The one I work in does NOT have any, which is a god send, because according to R, if a store has one, it has to be in the front of the store, with the door much for privacy while you are masturbating. Also, who the hell wants to watch someone else yank it? I mean really?

Anyhow, part of my job is answering the phone, of course. So, I answered the phone it was a very young sounding guy asking me how old you have to be to get in to the store, which is 18. And then after I answered he asked about viewing rooms!!! I said no....but inside I was screaming EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! How nasty??

I also had an older couple come in (50's) and they were looking at all the things we carry and they saw the ben wa balls that we carry. And the lady asked her husband what they were, and I could hear this conversation and he said 'I don't know, ask her', she laughed, blushed and said  'no, you ask her.' So, they asked, and I was trying so hard not to laugh, because honestly, I felt like I was explaining to my grandparents what Ben Wa balls were...if you don't know, here's the explanation I gave them

They are balls that are weighted, you can use them to strenghthen your PC muscles. You stick one inside your vagina, not all the way in there, but just inside and tighten your muscles to hold it in. After you can hold one in for no problem what so ever, then you move on two the second one.

We also got a brand new novelty we have some strange stuff already, like Obama dildos, it's nasty, I will add pics of this one Tuesday after I get off work. But the newest novelty we have is a penis, breasts and a's supposed to be a transgender novelty. But the way it's put together is so strange looking. Just the creepiest thing I have ever seen. And I have seen some creepy stuff while working there.

Like the man who comes in dressed as a woman...he wears a wig and the last time he/she was in, he/she was wearing a pink skirt. He/she made the comment that he/she still had a penis....ummm Ok? I was 100% postive that, if you weren't still anatomically a man, that you were at one time or another. I didn't need confirmation, really I didn't.

Then, there was the man, who looked like a staunchly conservative man. Like, suit and tie and everything. Who asked about a certain kind of movie, I told him yes we did and where he could find them. Then, while I was ringing him up he made some comment about being nervous...I said 'don't be nervous, everyone has sex' He then proceeded to tell me that he was having a threesome that night....umm ok? See that's what I mean about people thinking I can see them or 9 times out of 10, if you pay with something other than cash, not only do I see you, but I also know your full I wish you didn't think you were invisible, because you're not.

Well, that's about all I have for now. But I do have an idea, you can email me any questions that you might have, and I will make a post where I answer any questions you guys ask holds barred, all questions. Now, I won't do it this week, but next week I will, so start sending in your questions. I will post the questions and answers on Sundays, starting next week. So, get started and email your questions to me at nickholegramley AT gmail DOT com.....hope to hear from you soon.

Just an intro to who I am.

This is the first time I have ever blogged, so you'll have to bear with me for a bit while I get the hang of things.

I also want to put a disclaimer here, if you are offended by sexual things, or anything having to do with sex, or swear words, this blg isn't for you.

I am writing this blog on things that happen to me and the people I see and the things I hear while at work. This wouldn't normally be a big deal, but I work in an 'adult store'. We rent, and sell movies and we also sell novelties and we have a small selection of lingerie, we also carry a very small selection of bongs, one hitters and stuff like that...which seems strange to me, but I'm not the owner.

I have two co-workers, R is 73 and she is awesome, she's been working there since the store opened 20yrs ago...and P who is 63, now the ages of these ladies is enough to be hilarious, but the way they talk is amazing to me...not the way you would think older ladies would talk.

I am 24yrs old, almost 25 and I have been married for almost 4yrs. We have two children, both boys, they are almost 4 and almost 2. I have been working at my job for about 6 months and it is the best job I have ever had.

This job is pretty awesome because I meet some of the weirdest people....but also some of the nicest people.

I am guessing that the people who come in to my job think that I don't see their faces or something because they tell me things that you normally wouldn't share with a stranger...which is beyond me.

I will try to post everytime that I work, but sometimes it's way too slow and nothing I hope you enjoy my blog.