Saturday, April 16, 2011

Friday April 15, 2011

If you've ever been in an 'adult store' you know that some of them have 'viewing rooms', where you can watch the movies that they carry, which is gross in my opinion. The one I work in does NOT have any, which is a god send, because according to R, if a store has one, it has to be in the front of the store, with the door much for privacy while you are masturbating. Also, who the hell wants to watch someone else yank it? I mean really?

Anyhow, part of my job is answering the phone, of course. So, I answered the phone it was a very young sounding guy asking me how old you have to be to get in to the store, which is 18. And then after I answered he asked about viewing rooms!!! I said no....but inside I was screaming EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! How nasty??

I also had an older couple come in (50's) and they were looking at all the things we carry and they saw the ben wa balls that we carry. And the lady asked her husband what they were, and I could hear this conversation and he said 'I don't know, ask her', she laughed, blushed and said  'no, you ask her.' So, they asked, and I was trying so hard not to laugh, because honestly, I felt like I was explaining to my grandparents what Ben Wa balls were...if you don't know, here's the explanation I gave them

They are balls that are weighted, you can use them to strenghthen your PC muscles. You stick one inside your vagina, not all the way in there, but just inside and tighten your muscles to hold it in. After you can hold one in for no problem what so ever, then you move on two the second one.

We also got a brand new novelty we have some strange stuff already, like Obama dildos, it's nasty, I will add pics of this one Tuesday after I get off work. But the newest novelty we have is a penis, breasts and a's supposed to be a transgender novelty. But the way it's put together is so strange looking. Just the creepiest thing I have ever seen. And I have seen some creepy stuff while working there.

Like the man who comes in dressed as a woman...he wears a wig and the last time he/she was in, he/she was wearing a pink skirt. He/she made the comment that he/she still had a penis....ummm Ok? I was 100% postive that, if you weren't still anatomically a man, that you were at one time or another. I didn't need confirmation, really I didn't.

Then, there was the man, who looked like a staunchly conservative man. Like, suit and tie and everything. Who asked about a certain kind of movie, I told him yes we did and where he could find them. Then, while I was ringing him up he made some comment about being nervous...I said 'don't be nervous, everyone has sex' He then proceeded to tell me that he was having a threesome that night....umm ok? See that's what I mean about people thinking I can see them or 9 times out of 10, if you pay with something other than cash, not only do I see you, but I also know your full I wish you didn't think you were invisible, because you're not.

Well, that's about all I have for now. But I do have an idea, you can email me any questions that you might have, and I will make a post where I answer any questions you guys ask holds barred, all questions. Now, I won't do it this week, but next week I will, so start sending in your questions. I will post the questions and answers on Sundays, starting next week. So, get started and email your questions to me at nickholegramley AT gmail DOT com.....hope to hear from you soon.


  1. rotfl That last part of your post sounds like it belongs in a news column somewhere.

  2. I'd love to work along side you just for like a day just to experience some of this stuff. Nothing this interesting happens where I work.